Yesterday in church someone asked if anyone "has it easy?" Two of us raised our hands. The other guy who raised his hand is a ridiculous optimist. I really like the guy. Amy looked at me funny, and said "you think you have it easy?" I said I really thought I did. While running today I thought about it some more since my iPod battery was dead. How did I survive without my iPod for fifty some minutes? Here is what I came up with.
I eat everyday, have clean water that is usually cold to drink pretty much anytime I want. But water is so plain tasting. I think Diet Coke should come out of the tap. How do I survive this injustice? I sleep inside almost every night except when I go camping for fun. But sometimes my house that was built in 1959 is hot. I mean like really hot. Maybe eighty degrees, and in the winter sometimes it will be in the sixties. I have a job that pays me way more than I am worth, but they expect me to come everyday, on time, and actually work. That's just not fair. I have health care I can use whenever I have a health concern, but I have to make an appointment. In fact, believe it or not, I have a co-pay when I go to the doctor. NOT FAIR. I get six weeks of vacation a year, but can you believe they make me schedule it in advance? I can't just take it any time I feel like it. That's just not right. I run, climb, mt. bike, hike all for enjoyment, and to help keep the extra weight off that all that good high calorie food I have access to puts on me if I don't stay active. It's just not right that I have to watch what I eat and exercise. I should just stay naturally slim. I have nights and weekends off and that gives me time to spend with family and friends, and engage in activities I find enjoyable. It just sucks that I have to spend so much of my free time resting so I can go back to work. I should get paid for rest time since I can't use it to my liking. I have five tents, seven camp stoves, and enough climbing gear to climb the nose route.............twice. Can you believe that I have to ride a ten plus year old mt. bike? How do I do it? I have great kids who do well in school, but they require that I spend my free time with them. They are so demanding. Who could ask for a better wife? Even though she won't let me B.A.S.E. jump, rope solo, or have a twenty year old girl friend. I must be a saint to stay with her. I have three vehicles, but the newest one is three years old. The oldest one is a decade old. I deserve better for sure.
Come to think of it, I don't care if my garbage can eats better than 60% of the rest of the world. My life is horrible. I think I will go hang myself now.
(I hope everyone takes this in the way it was intended. I have no intention of hanging myself.)