Do you know what the picture is? It is coyote scat. You may ask why it looks furry. That's because of what it is made of........bunny fur. Not just any bunny fur, but word on the trail is that it is Easter bunny fur. Apparently Peter Cotton Tail was just a little too slow.
The illegal coyotes that have come over the border have been smuggling in counterfeit Easter eggs, chocolate bunnies, and Peeps. It is hard to sell them when the Easter Bunny gives the real thing away. So he had to be rubbed out.
Rumor has it that the field mice have an agreement with the Coyotes also. Little Bunny Fu Fu is a marked man. Tell the children to be of good cheer. We can always celebrate the Resurrection.
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